A British photographer recently at a National Park north of the island of Sulawesi in Indonesia "captured" some interesting photos, the monkey in the photos grins for the camera. But these photos weren’t taken personally by photographer David Slater, which is self-timer of the monkey.
10. Berry Pomeroy Castle, Totness
There are a number of legends associated with this 14th-century castle, and it has a reputation of being haunted. It has 2 famous female ghosts; the White Lady and the Blue Lady. According to legend the White Lady is the spirit of Margaret Pomeroy, who starved to death while imprisoned in the dungeons by her jealous sister. Apparently she haunts the dark dungeons, and rises from St Margaret’s Tower to the castle walls. The Blue Lady is not confined to specific areas and is supposed to lure people into parts of the ruin. Apparently it’s a very bad idea to follow her!
Action stars spend entire films trying to be some awesome badass that can be totally unfazed by sudden and loud explosions, mindless gore and death, and unbelievably bad puns. Then they have to go and ruin it with these horrid one-liners.
Nicolas Cage’s “You’re the Rocket Man” in The Rock
Cage’s classic pop-loving FBI agent with the googly eyes finds himself face to face with a very angry Marine and the work end of his gut-chewing knife in this modern action classic. The only weapon he has at his disposal is an anti-ballistic missile and, as we all learned from The Untouchables, you never bring a knife to a tactical nuclear missile fight.
Since the smooth sounds of the ‘60s, ‘70s and ‘80s pop into his head when he’s in panic mode, Cage’s character asks the military meathead if he likes Elton John and then remarks “Because you’re the Rocket Man” before launching the rocket at point blank range at the marine’s chest. That oughta teach him not to f*** with guys who thought “Crocodile Rock” was cool back in high school.
What He Could Have Said Instead:
“Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“Time for you to take-off, which would kind of make sense if this were a transportation modifiled rocket and not a weapons grade rocket.”
“Hold still while I shoot this anti-ballistic missile directly into your sternum.”